Teecock is your go-to brand for loud, meme-fueled, sarcasm-soaked statement tees. We don’t do basic — we do bold.
Sometimes. But we’re all about drops and chaos. If you see something you love, grab it before it disappears forever.
Yes. We ship worldwide — even if you live in a meme cave on the moon (as long as there's a postal code).
We process orders in 1–3 business days. Delivery takes 5–12 business days depending on your location.
If you're not loving it, you’ve got 7 days to request a return. It must be unworn, unwashed, and not emotionally damaged.
Absolutely. As long as the item is in perfect condition, we’ll help you swap sizes. Just email us first.
We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and possibly your soul. Kidding. Just the usual secure payment methods.
Yes. We take your privacy seriously — like, more seriously than we take most things. No shady business here.
Email us at support@teecock.com. One of our semi-sane humans will respond faster than your last situationship ended.
Of course. Follow us on Instagram @teecock — come for the memes, stay for the chaos. DMs are open (kind of).